Thursday, November 10, 2005

Limbaugh Logic

Radical radio talk show hosts love to spew hate and disinformation. Even some of the Air America hosts do it, although they don’t do it anywhere near as well as Rush Limbaugh and Shawn Hannity. I was listening to one of the usual jokers recently and I realized what they were really trying to say, but they kept pussyfooting around the issue. So I decided to translate. I’ll keep it short and simple, even though I know the pompous talk show types love to ramble incoherently.

Limbaugh logic:

Liberals are aiding and abetting The Enemy by speaking out against the war and the President.

Aiding and abetting the enemy is treasonous, and it essentially means liberals, even those who are perfectly good tax-paying and law-abiding American citizens, are also The Enemy.

Since the Geneva Convention against torture applies only to uniformed soldiers on the battlefield, and liberals are not wearing uniforms and are not on a battlefield, they are not subject to the protection of the Geneva Convention or the Constiution.

In fact, they should all be rounded up and tortured until they tell us why they hate America.

God save the Queen.


At 12:56 AM, Blogger omega77man said...

Don't say that too loudly...Judith Miller might catch on and use un-named internet sites as sources instead of her usual reliable sources such as Chalabi!


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