Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Bush Country

I'm headed to Bush Country for a few days. I've never been to Texas, so it'll be an adventure. I plan to eat a big ol' steak, buy a big ol' gun and attend an execution.

Actually, I'm going to a wedding.
I won't be camping out at Bush's ranch or visiting the Alamo, cause I've got better things to do. If I'm lucky a might see a Zebra, an Elephant or a Giraffe, cause I'm told the ranch where I'm staying has such an enclave of odd animals.

I've been lax this week in writing for Mentalgongfu. Too busy elsewhere with work and such. Hopefully when I get back I'll have some time to put some pieces together, Texas-style.

Residents of the Athens area should beware. There will be a few hundred people like me flooding into your town Friday and Saturday.

While you wonderful readers anticipate the next slice of Mentalgongfu, you might want to look into a story of dolphins trained by the military to hunt terrorists, equipped with toxic darts and other weapons, now loose in the Gulf of Mexico thanks to the flooding in the Gulf Coast. It was recently reported by the Guardian (UK) newspaper and has been repeated even by Rush Limbaugh.

Terrorist-hunting dolphins with toxic darts!!!

I'm worried humanity may have signed its own death warrant by teaching the other animals how to fight back.

-J.A.H.

2 Comments:

At 5:24 PM, Anonymous Juan D said...

I do hope Texas treated you well now! I love keeping up with your blog. Hope "anonymous" from your present story comes to bear. Keep it real.

Juan

 
At 1:15 AM, Blogger Mentalgongfu said...

Texas and the rural south is beautiful and everyone I met was courteous. Maybe it's a case of that old southern hospitality.

No one ever keeps good news a secret.

 

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